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The television station is set on CNN where the MILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB's FANS are able to view and watch a live stream of their favorite super hero display athletic and articulate finesse never before witnessed in the entire earth's history of superstardom.

Andy Cooper sitting beside The Great Yacoob are shown sitting behind the desk nodding at one another in respect as the camera zooms in on them to bring them closer into the picture.

Andy Cooper - Well isn't this a pleasant surprise ladies and gentlemen we have....

The Great Yacoob shoots Andy Cooper a scolding look in which Andy Cooper corrects himself

Andy Cooper....ermm....Ladies and Women, excuse me...

Yacoob looks at the camera smiling obviously very satisfied with the correction

Andy Cooper looking a little embarrassed continues

Andy Cooper - We have here the controversial...

Yacoob interrupts again this time with a menacing look and Andy Cooper revises his introduction

Andy Cooper - Excuse me. There seems to be a problem with our transmitter here today. Ah, there we go. Good afternoon Ladies and Women, we have The Legendary, The Showstopping, Lady Fondling, Pay Per Frame Banking, High Exclaiming.....The Great One, The Great Yacoob. Mr. Yacoob it is my.........

SLAP!!!!!!!! The Great Yacoob slaps him so hard his head piece falls off and he flies off the set altogether and Yacoob looks down at him angrily and than turns lovingly to the camera.

The Great Yacoob - You've done your job peasant now go to Wal Mart and get some super glue to attach that Weave piece back on your scalp SUMBITCH.

The Great Yacoob opens his arms to the camera lovingly

THe Great Yacoob - ALL OF THE GREAT YACOOBS subjects how great it is to be back. After many long years of hardship The Great One is back better than ever still slapping people FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS. AND THIS TIME being the host of the late Andy Cooper's show as he collects data from judging the sesmic activity of the throbbing in his jaw from having been slapped One million dollars for being so disrespectful to his superior. Moving ON. The Great One thanks you all for the love letters, the posts on twitter, youtube, the adds on facebook, and most importantly for the contestants of The Slap A Thon challenge for who could video tape themselves slapping someone making the loudest clap. Jerry Macmillan congradulations for winning the contest Yacoob sends your family a life supply of food stamps. Moving ON!

The Great Yacoob signals for someone in the back and none other than Serious Business shows up on the set dressed in baggy FuBu jeans, A 5 times his normal size T - Shirt trailing past his legs looking like a nightgown, and a rapper hat saying NY on it with black shades, a copper chain around his neck (very cheap), and walking like one of his legs are shorter than the other.

Serious Business sits down next to The Great Yacoob who shoves him to move over a little

The Great Yacoob - The Drama Clique once more has reunited after nearly 4 years since disbanding. Things change over time don't they Serious Business?

Serious Business with his mouth twisted up like a rapper answers

Serious Business - Yea yo. I was born in South Bronx yo. I was raised in South Bronze...

The Great Yacoob - BRONX...

Serious Business - Yea yo South Bronx....and i'm gonna die in South Bronx yo. Yacoochie you still be on dat Great One shit yo? Like word up son im not on dat OB shit no mo I be straight up on dat J R Writer son the illest lyricist since the declaration of independence. And whats more yo is dat I know his career fell off yo I straight up still got his back yo he stay in my apartment now yo I let homie straight up crash in my shack yo cuz he tryna get another deal yo cuz his old crew straight up dissed him yo and stole his Franklins and Benjamins yo so im holdin him down at MOM's house till he gets back on his feet you know what i'm sayin yo?

The Great Yacoob - Some things never change. MOVING ON! The Great Yacoob took out the time for you Serious Business to once again get a little success being in the presence of Greatness so you can hopefully pay back a lot of that allowance your poor mother's has been giving you so that you'll act more SERIOUSLY.

Serious Business - yo yo yo....son...yo yo yo....SOUTH BRONX...Yo Yacoob why u be stuntin like I don't know about you yo? Word on the streets is that you on some gay shit, yo. Like my homie named Phat Fat said he caught you with some dude kissing. I mean when I was in the pen for pushing yayo u know what im sayin u need a nigga for certain services until you get out but yo.....straight up son..im the same SB you met on OB back when, im the same SB you see now yo, and i'll still be that same SB 50 years from now still shooting niggas with my bee bee gun, still scuffling my Timbaland's with the laces gone and the tounge hanging out, and still home in time to eat MOM's TV dinner lasagna cuz dats how we get down in BK YO!

The Great Yacoob meanwhile laughing the whole time with tears coming down his eyes wipes them with his sleeve

Serious Business - Yo B! What's so funny?! HUH?

Serious Business raises up from his chair

The Great Yacoob calmly stops laughing and looks at him still sitting

The Great Yacoob - Old friend please forgive your superior. It is just hilarious how you speak of street matters as if they actually DO MATTER!! LOL!! SUMBITCH! You live with your mom. You run around brandishing a bee bee gun when you should be putting in a job application or perhaps attend a career center. You speak of Timbalands with missing laces walking around looking like your nearly done paying them off with the Lay Away option and need only one dollar more to get a cheap pair of shoe strings. Prison really has changed you the old Serious Business i know wouldn't have settled for a cheap TV Lasagna dinner from "MOM's" he'd be talking about Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on Wonder Bread!

THe Great Yacoob jumps up and puts him in a headlock as Serious Business pants fall down and he has trouble pulling them up because he's sagging like his favorite rapper

THe Great Yacoob - HELL! Even the old Serious Business would have at least wore a belt to a place of business such as CNN. But The Great Yacoob wants to welcome you to the theme of today's show which is troubled Youth in Adults. Meaning adults that continue to undergo puberty. We must address the root of these social problems. Can we blame the rappers? No we cannot who are just merely entertainers......Can we blame our Nation? Probably for not developing more awareness......THE REAL BLAME SHOULD FALL ON the parents?!! NO! THe Great Yacoob knows Serious Business's mother personally! Especially with the way she Massages deez.......

The Great Yacoob grins apologetically. He Throws Serious Business Over the table and sits on top of the table as Serious Business struggles to get to his feet but keeps tripping over his 5 Times his size T Shirt and his sagging pants and Andy Cooper still trying to count how many teeth he lost while trying to make it a good story to report for having been blessed Slapped with One Million Dollars

THe Great Yacoob - This is The Great Yacoob saying respect yourselves and each other also this live telecast was brought to you by Yacoob's Peanut Butter and Peasant Sandwiches


HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 24/06/2013 20:49:26
The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


 
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