Messages posted by: African Assassin

M. A R A G O N wrote:BIG MAC k0 john round 6

gf john

http://onlineboxing.net/applet/?fight_id=738969

put another W next to big mac.

WOW huge upset!!! Probably an early candidate for PDP upset of the year. I say Big Mac gets the credit he deserves and is given a shot at the title against the winner of me vs viper.

The Great Yacoob wrote:I read your little post about im one of the biggest losers or wall of shame or something in OB history but let me tell you something you little dirty cunt Yacoob was the BEST DAMN ONLINE BOXING SPORTS ENTERTAINER TO GRACE THIS SPORT
WHEN ONLINE BOXING WAS FALLING APART YACOOB's SO CALLED POEMS AS YOU CALLED THEM had people laughing so hard they were pissing their pants and actually brought people back to online boxing

Don't forget it was because of you and Couture AKA COUWHORE that i began the whole Yacoob gimmick for fun and i NEVER took this game as seriously as you did you running down Online Boxing statistics and OB History
WTF?

YES I DID have a temper problem when i used to play this game but after a while i shrugged it off because i always hated losing in boxing games

But as far as your little run down lets talk about you

Your Gay red cock boy viper and always WILL BE GAY RED COCK BOY VIPER
NOBODY LIKES YOU
Your boring and still a virgin well into your late thirties
You have this ducking boxing style where you spend most of your fights sniffing your opponents balls
If I had a dollar for everytime you got pissed off when somebody made fun of you I'd be a millionaire oops....i forgot i AM A MILLIONAIRE SLAP!!!!!!

Ask anybody that knew me if they didn't laugh all the posts i made you little asshole lmfao
I was entertainment and i did it for a reason
i had people reciting my quotes like the national anthem they used to do in public schools

My posts and threads are actually talented creative writing if you used that big bald egg head of yours i am very multi talented unlike you
the usual paper pushing dickhead spending his life in an office typing on microsoft word

I am a talented music producer, gifted in creative writing, a great actor, a hell of a scriptwriter, im very good at editing film, im working on a book as we speak, im a hell of a songwriter, im studying the piano.
dont be mad because im twenty times more gifted than you
and you have nothing to offer this life but creating posts about dumb statistics

Red Viper Says:
WHO ARE THE TOP TEN FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME
Im a big dickhead and i'm here to tell you all my whole life is memorizing the entrance and retirement dates of other online boxing fighters as well as their winning to losing ratio

My winning ratio is around 98.99 percent of getting no pussy ever in my entire life
I drink egg nog every morning to strengthen my fingers to beat my small pencil dick and play online boxing sun up to sun down
And did it ever occur to you why i call myself red viper?
Because im as poisonous to other men because of my raping tendencies

shut the hell up you infected anus
I brought a new style to online boxing and you've been jealous of it ever since i graced this sport

And i dont give a damn you beat me so many times in this game you idiot i was busy getting laid and working and doing so many other things im not even thinking about this game anymore i actually got bored but i still see your on here talking smack about me and other people

watch your mouth next time you talk about me LMFAO

so do yourself a favor and keep bending over and ducking down because you always be ONLINE BOXINGS COCK BOY RED VIPER

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And i wasn't a 14 time champion
I was a 15 time Champion in four years you Big Red Menstrual Cycle

YACOOB FOR PRESIDENT. Hands down the funniestand ost entertaining person on OB. I am happy to call Yacoob a friend of mine.

Red Viper trust fund

Red viper has recently signed to defend his PDP title against your truly the Assassin. So ima make this short and sweet. I will be preparing tirelessly for this fight, I will not make the same mistake i did against Kessler I will beging sparring tommorow against top sparring partners that emulate vipers style so I have a few questions for everyone since I will without a doubt knock viper out I am planning to begin a trust fund for viper since he will be in no shape to fight ever again after the beat down I plan on administering I propose starting a trust fund for viper and his family to live off of since he wont be making no more money in the ring. Gentlemen make ur donations.

Paul Dion wrote:Diggler vs TRPCHE = Scratched from PDP 11 fight card.

Reason - Received no communication...took a very long time...didn't happen.

F*ck the Christmas 6 fight special...it is back to a normal 5 fight card!!!

The Hurricane Ike Bungu vs edder1234 fight has been replaced because of the same reason as the Diggler/TRPCHE fight...the replacement fight is even better I think...

Fernando Vargas vs john

Wow that should be a barn burner. I got my money on Vargas via late round stoppage.

Paul Dion wrote:

African Assassin wrote:What ever happened to the proposed year ending award cerimony?

I put that on hold because I thought about closing down PDP.
I guess I will do it soon...maybe when PDP 11 is DONE!
COME ON GUYS FIGHT!!! lol

Closing down PDP? wtf...man I say you make deadlines for fights and if they are not met suspensions should be issued.

What ever happened to the proposed year ending award cerimony?

yeah now that I look at it Kessler really has fought a few stiffs. Be that as it may Kessler has improved a whole lot. His defence head movemnt and fluidity of offence has improoved so much from our second fight. He is not longer a Micheal Katsidis type of a fighter. He now picks his shots defends well and even dances on his toes and boxes -- and does good at it--. I say that he is put it with another fighter who is hovering just on the outskirts of the top 10 p4p somone like a Ike Bungu or a captain america would be good.

Kessler wrote:Wow I've lost 4 times in PDP =\

I've lost 3 times legit and 1 RM. lol I feel like Vitali Klitchko talkin about Lewis all the time. I won the first fight!! ahhhh lol

I need to improve my record. I'm never gonna lose again...

Losing isn't a big deal Kessler. Look at my record I have fought the best fighters in PDP and won some as well as lost some. If at first you dont suceed dust yourself off and try again. I say we get you in there with a redneck or a big mac ASAP to build your confident, or go straight for the wloser of viper vs captain that shpuld be a good fight.

Paul Dion wrote:Who will be my "right hand man/evil henchman" that will wear a suit and be at PDP events and promotions... and who will come online and yell at the PDP fighters to "FIGHT YOUR FIGHTS"...I need an enforcer to go online time to time and "help" make the scheduled fight's happen...

EXAMPLE....

Boon and TRPCHE are both online....

Enforcer: HEY BOON LOG ONTO DIGGLER ACCOUNT AND FIGHT TRPCHE FOR YOUR PDP FIGHT... HEY TRP...YOU COOL WITH THAT? LETS GET THIS FIGHT MOVING..GOGOGO LETS FIGHT!!!

Ya get me??? I need someone like that who can help make these fights happen faster... so then the events can be completed faster and I can create more...so anyone interested who is online quite often? (at least once every 2 days)

I was actually thinking of becoming a jr promoter in PDP kind of like what b hop is in GBP. Im thinking of retiring soon, and I would like to continnue my stay in the PDP familly by helping promote and setting up fights.

Paul Dion wrote:

African Assassin wrote:The Assassin had done it he had won the trilogy and the respect of the pundits.

Very nice post AA...nice win too... but this is very biased!!!
It was in fact Kessler who won the trilogy 2-1. But you did win this one by stunning knock out so well done!

Like I promised...the winner of this fight will get a PDP title shot in PDP 12. So African Assassin will fight either Red Viper or Captain America for the title in the next PDP event!!! Mikkel Kessler will fight the loser of Red Viper/Captain America fight!!!

Both of these fights will be very nice indeed!

Your rght it is officially 2-1, but you knew what the circumstances were. The first two fights were pretty contreversal since while Kessler got the wins in both, but both fights froze so we never saw what would have happened had the fights not froe, and that was the point of us fighting a third fight rightfully titled "No Excuses". Im known to pick up the pace after the second half of the fight, and I never had the opportunity to display my skills in those fighs beause they froze while I was doing my best work. All in all it is 2-1 but this is the only fight with an official ending, an emphatic KO win tht ended it wthout a freeze. Anyways i see what your saying but keep that in mind. BTW great fight Kessler you're a warrior and for the first time you were really outboing me and your defence has iproved by a lot I actually found it very hard to hit you cleanly, but once again when you felt comfortable you let your guard down and left yourself open to getting countred. And yes I still feel like we have unfinished business!

Tonight in the PDP arena two combatants met in the ring to draw the curtain on theri impeciple trilogy. Both were in the best shape of their lives, and both had one thing , and one thing only on their minds - A brutal KO victory to show who really is the better fighter_. This was becuase their first two fights were soiled by contreversy and neither depicted who truley was the better fighter. The Assassin chose to come off a multiple month layoff of inactivity with absolutly no tune up fights and go directly toward the proclaimed "PDP PHENOM" Mikkel Kessler in a triliogy rightfull title "No Excuses" to show that he is once and for all the better fighter. The various pundits and even his fellow PDP fighter writ off the Assassin claiming that he was in over is head and was just too rusty to keep up with the furious pace Kessler brings in to the ring night after night on a regular basis. In theearly rounds it seemed that the heavy under dog, Kessler, was heading for a win to cap off the night since he was repeadetly beating the Assassin to the punch and round after round simply outworking his American opponent. As thr rounds wore on Kessler began to slow down considerably since he acknowledged that he had the fight in the bag, but the Assassin had other plans, sensing that he was behind and needed a KO to win he decided to throw his defence out of the window and go after his man. Kessler was dancing on his toes trying to avoid getting into much of a fight, while the usually defencing Assassin was stalking and throwing nothing but power shots....It was a classiuc role reversal, the raging bull kessler becoming a swift gazzel, and the agile Assassin becoming the bull. By the 10th the British crowd were all on its feet cheering their countryman on as he smilled and seemed to be over confident, just then the Assasin landed a quick and devastating combination that wobbled Kesslers legs. He shook it off and wanted Assassin to pay, but he ended up paying for it himself, since as he walked the Assassin down into a corner left hook follwed by another one for good measure. He was out before he hit the floor....a cappacity british crowed silent the ref proceeded to count kessler 1..2...3...4,5,6,7,8,9....10...It was all over Kessler could not beat the count he was out cold laid flat out on his face. The Assassin had done it he had won the trilogy and the respect of the pundits. An upset and emotionally devastated Kessler had been KOed in his home town and he quickly rushed off to his dressing room as the Assassin celebrated in the ring. Finally it had happened a fight between Assassin and Kessler ending by a clean Knockout without contreversy.

After the fight Larry Merchant interviewed the Assassin in the ring and interviewed the Assassin oh his win, where African Assassin claimed that he has not made up his mind, and would consider fighting one last time for the PDP belt. Kessler on the other hand was interviewed from his dressing room holding back tears he stated that he became overconfident, and wasn't expecting to lose this fight. He claimed to have trained for this fight harder than any other fight and thought he was in controll of most of the fight before the knockout. When asked about his future plans he stated that he was devastated by this loss and its brutal nature, and would have to go back to the drawing board to reassemble his career that was now in shambells.

With this fight PDPs first ever trilogy is complete, and when asked both fighters claimed that even though it is technically over they both feel that there is still unfinished business between the two and that maybe sometime down the road they would meet again. No matter what happens in the future it is clear that the African Assassin closed the show in style with an emphatic and spectacular knockout win.

Dark Destroyer wrote:I was 4-0 up in knockouts, I was decimating him, then some unbearable lag kicked in, the game completely froze and I then got booted out of the game, came back and his ping was 1880, avoid this cheating scumbag.

This has been going on for sometime Benn, I to chose to quit fighting this bum because he did the same very thing to me before. Its all smooth and calm, but when u get him hurt it begins to lag, and not any smooth lag, but a fluctuating unbearable lag. Funny thing is if he gets you hurt this mysterious lag seems to go away. He is a bitch though and through.

I will be fighting Kessler, and I am back at my apartment now. I only went home during the holidays, but now i'm ready to beat your ass. It's do or die time for the Assassin!

Ya'll must be a bunch of closet homo sexuals the way you all like beating up bums...for shame!

Um.....no one has been online for an extended duration now, and I wonder whether this PDP card will be compete by the end of January. I suggest that a deadline be made, and the fighters held accountable to fight before it.

PS. I'm going to annihilate you Kessler.